Sex sells

This is probably just what I looked like, mowing the lawn yesterday.

I think I was in jeans and a tank top instead though. And I had Birkenstock on. 

Roofers stopped by to measure my roof to give me a quote. They called me "darlin'" several times and said, "you're workin' too hard. Get your husband out here to mow that lawn."

"I tried that and it didn't work. Now I'm selling."