
"Thou bloated, puny, puffed-up offal of divers and sundry high schools of putresence know that you are now attended the sacred and well-loved Wabash College, and that, in so doing, you are to direct your stinking, reeking carcasses and to control the effluvia of your degenerate and weak minks in such a was as to be seemly before your omnipotent elders."
An actual, vintage poster of the rules of the Wabash College hazing rituals.
You need to buy that! It'll work in your office... or the Orange-dungeon... *grin*
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