Bringing you the good news... whether you're naked or not.

I saw these "cute little old ladies" walking down the sidewalk from my kitchen window; one was wearing a jaunty purple hat. Right as I was thinking they would have made a cute picture, they turned up my driveway and I realized they had bibles. I was in a bathrobe and a towel, not that I'm ever in a good mood to "hear the good news", no matter how cute the little old lady....one looked up and probably saw me in my towel as I was rinsing my hard boiled eggs. I ducked and squatted on the kitchen floor to wait till they left, cursing that I haven't started my fall habit of closing the dining room blinds at night.
 
They rang the bell several times, pounded on the door in a way you wouldn't think little old ladies could. When I thought they must have gone, they pounded again a full minute later. I had started to stand back up, assuming they left, the purple hat one came around and peaked in the kitchen window!

I ducked again. Not even cute little old ladies can make me answer the door if I'm in my bathrobe and not in the mood. I don't care how many dirty looks they give me!